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Student

Once an elephant along with his father goes to the house of a female elephant his father had chose for him.
after having all the stuff there,he says he doesnt like the girl…why????
ANSWER:-because the girls complexion was dark

JOKE OF THE DAY

FOOLISH MAN

Once an illiterate person went to write an exam.He was writing his paper and suddenly removed his clothes and the supervisor asked him why have u removed YOUR clothes .then that person said cant u read dat it is said that ANSWER IN BRIEF.

FIREWORKS FESTIVAL FOR NATIONAL DAY(MALAYSIA)

These are the best scene in Malaysia National Day.It was captured in the middle of Putrajaya city.It was very happening and ended with a peaceful scenery.No mess No fuss…

MORNING…FIRST MOVE…WITH 150K

I wake up this morning with a hope that i will never have to go through the same way of life again.Hope today my life will get better and better.But its all depend on my fate again.I believe in god and i believe god will change my fate because i work hard everyday just to change my life and family.

One of my cousin give me one project.The project value was around 2.5 million but my commission is only RM150,000..ONLY RM150,000…Its a big money right but do you think that i will get the money easily.The answer is NO!!!But i promise him to help him.So i will help him a bit.This is one of the improvement that i achieved today.People ask me to do business…But i have to think about the risk before i make the business.